Me: Not attractive (pointing to a beauty queen on TV).
Him: Ew, it’s hideous.
Me: I like how you call her “it.”
Him: Oh I was looking at her dress.
I’m going to do my fancy hair.
Me: Those are some tight jeans.
Him: Those are jeggings.
I’m not single, I’m busy!
Really? White socks with demi boots?
That girl is trying to play Dharma to his Greg.
I want to see the new Ryan Gosling movie…I’m a BIG Gos fan.
There is nothing wrong with going bald. I mean look at Woody Harrelson. Mmmhm.
I’m going to call off the wedding, she’s not letting me plan enough.
Me: Nah, I don’t want anymore sweet things tonight.
Him: Then I guess I’ll leave.
Me: He’s so good looking.
Him: Yeah he’s like Bradley Cooper. Long and lean with a distinguished nose and soft eyes…