It’s so light and fruity. I am LOVING these pinots.
Me: We need to teach Harvey that to get in good with us he needs to be nice to Clarence (our old dog).
Him: Yeah, it’s like that Spice Girls song.
Why don’t I climb up there, so you can just slide it up into me?
Me: I think I want an empire waist wedding dress.
Him: Be more specific. Do you want an empire waist, which is a large band that hits at the rib cage, or do you want a baby doll which poofs out at the rib cage?
Me: That food was awful, but the dessert was clearly the best part.
Him: Yeah it was the best, but it still had that after taste of human penis.
Me: That girl’s boyfriend is a good looking dude.
Him: Oof, HELLO, with that pose, yes!
Me: He should get off
Him: Yeah, he shouldn’t be approaching it from behind.
Me: (to friend) You should go talk to him. Even if he is gay, so what. Sometimes gay guys have sex with women
Him: And sometimes straight guys have sex with men.
Me: I don’t think it works that way.
Me: That girl that just passed us was so pretty.
Him: No she wasn’t. She was just dressed like she’s on GIRLS. I haven’t seen it, but I feel like I have.
It’s PERFECT scooter weather!